Category Archives: In Thailand

When “Yes” Means “No”

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One of the wonders of Thai language is the simple word “Yes”. You would think there’s no way to misinterpret it. But you would be wrong! Take this scenario, for example:

Tourist: I like the style of this red sarong. Do you have it in blue?

Thai vendor: I have many colour. Red, green, yellow, black. Beautiful! Cheap price!

Tourist: Very beautiful indeed. But do you have blue?

Thai vendor: No have. You want red colour? Very beautiful and sexy for you!

Tourist: No, thank you. So you don’t have blue?

Thai vendor: Yes.

Tourist: Oh, good! You do have blue!

Thai vendor: Sorry, no have.

Tourist: But… [casts around helplessly] I don’t understand. So, you don’t have blue?

Thai vendor: Yes. Only red colour, green, yellow, black…

This has happened to just about every expat newcomer and tourist who does a little souvenir shopping (twice to me personally.) Later, the newcomer realizes that the Thai word for “yes” – “chaai” – connotes more than just a simple affirmation. “Chaai” is generally used to agree with someone, or to confirm what was said, as in “What you are saying is correct”.

Instead of saying “yes”, Thais respond by repeating the main verb, as in:

“Do you have sarongs in red?” “Have.”

“Do you want to eat here?” “Want.”

“Do you like this one?” “Like! Like very much!”

That’s not all! There are a few different forms of “no”, all used in mutually exclusive contexts. I still get them confused, and so will save that lesson for some other blog post.

On an unrelated, but equally vital, note: The word “sexy” has a much more innocent connotation here. It merely means that someone looks pretty, well-dressed, well-put-together, or cute. And so, a simple t-shirt and jeans dressed up with some make-up and funky accessories, might elicit, “You look very sexy today! But you’re not going to a party?”

Yes.

 

 

Back to School for Everybody!

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The return of the new school year for the kids always brings a variety of new beginnings for the rest of us. The children’s school term starts a few weeks sooner than many other English-language international schools; as a result, our “other beginnings” start sooner too. On one hand, it seems unfair getting up at 05:30 when everyone else can still sleep in. On the other hand, our routines, activities, and experiments will be well under way – and proceeding swimmingly – by the time the other families start moaning about their early mornings.

For one thing, the kids will have bragging rights over their neighbour friends: “I already have two holes in my backpack, and lost one water bottle!” (Some children are proud of the strangest things.) For another, they will get to choose their after-school activities, and learn something new and fun, before their neighbours and friends do. For yet another, we feel completely justified in going away for the weekend already. After all, the kids will have had a week’s worth of schooling; that certainly deserves a little jaunt out of town, does it not?

For the parents, we get our butts in gear sooner too. No longer can we use the offspring as an excuse to slack off on the workouts: “There’s no one to watch the kids if I go for a run in the park.” Not anymo-ore! Nor can we put off the little projects we were supposed to do because “The kids are always up under my armpits!” Although, in my defence, they do have a habit of urgently needing your immediate attention when you’re busiest. We did it to our parents, and now that we have our own children, karma has come back to bite us in the… armpits.

Back-to-school is a second “new year”, a second chance to make and fulfill resolutions, an opportunity to get rid of bad habits, and maybe make a few good habits. That’s the hope, anyway. But it sure looks good on paper, doesn’t it? More workouts, more completed projects, more activities, more adventures – onward and upward! Woohoo!

Already silly on Day 1. Ah well.

Already a bit silly on Day 1. Ah, well.